The secret of The Davids is out!

Well, I have finally been proven correct. The entire world knows about "Davids". I have long held that the name bestows a certain personality on its owner and all Davids are unique from
other people.

There is a website called The Urban Dictionary that has tons of words the rappers and young people have placed new meaning on. It made some sense, but then I saw the term, "David". I thought WTF?

Here are 15 meanings for "David". I think I can see every single one of them. The site is kind of like Wikipedia...people go on there and add their own definitions. Here are some universal meanings of the name and term. Simply amazing...I did NOT make this up.

1. David
A formidable foe to normal people... Intelligent, strong, forceful. A weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world.
Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

"I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world."

timebomb, insane, conquer, peace, america, earth, conquerer, leader, smart, strong

2. david
a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

"Dude, he is such a david."

hot, funny, nice, smart, cute

3. David
A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

Person 1: "You are really really cool, just like a David."
Person 2: "Thanks! That really cheers me up."

cool, awesome, great, coolest, super, wow, yay

4. David
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA.

This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

bamf, crazy, insane, beast, strong, sexy

5. David (noun)
The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
(adj.) A person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
(adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved by most everyone, most of the time.

"Have you seen his hair? He is so david."
"Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david."

david hassellhoff, vegetable, music, good

6. David
A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and enticing man of the hour.

Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"

7. David
The man of my dreams. The most amazing person in the entire world. The person I will spend the rest of my life with. The love of my life.

Typically drinks too much, plays his music wayyy too loud, and doesn't know how to take a joke. :=) Also known as Day-Day, Dummy, Mr. Amazing, Little Foot. :-)

david, love, baby, drunk, amazing

8. David
A man that looks and acts like a gopher. He usually wears a fanny pack and goes on bike rides.

"GOPHERS ON BIKES!?"
"No, that's just David."

9. david
David and goliath - any david will always come out ahead.

"David never loses. David is a great name. "
"David beat the rest of them in the tournament."

10. david
Always juiced and looks fly.

"That guy looks like a david."

11. David
A type of vibrating dildo.

Susan says "Oh I had such a nice time last night with my david"

12. David
A closet fascist who masquerades as a liberal and decides to stop talking to you one day out of nowhere after you've been dating for 3 years.

Girl 1: "I don't know what's going on! We had amazing sex 2 weeks ago, he tied me down and made me call him 'Master', but I haven't been able to reach him since!"
Girl 2: "You'd better start looking for a new boyfriend. Looks like you've got a David."

13. David
The hair generally beneath the scrotum that causes chafing usually when engaged in physical activity.

"Man, my david is really aggrevating me right now, I should really shave it off"
"I pride myself on my mane of david, I hear the chicks dig it."

14. David
A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.

Restaurant customer (1): "Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich!"
Restaurant customer (2): "Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you."

15. David
One who farts and denys it thoroughout the night, and blames it on other people. - Also known as the mystery farter.

"People who fart at night and blame it on other people can be called a mystery farter, or a David."