Nuh Uh

Well, here I am with yet ANOTHER blog. But this one is personal. I'm going to use it to get crap off my mind...to share weird and often tasteless things with my friends, and just for fun. It may not be updated constantly, but I'm sure I'll be putting stuff up from time to time. I have a very strange sense of humor, and people send me some strange stuff, too. I also have some very weird friends.

I suppose I will just post this joke that I got a few minutes ago from a close friend of mine that lives in Scottsdale, AZ and is obsessed with farts. This joke was not about farts, however.....

A young cowboy walks into a speedy cafe in Prescott, Az. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, you go ahead."

Eagerly the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

The old cowpoke quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too."